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The repeating rifle is 19,000 pounds.
The laser sabre is 43,000 pounds.
The laser cannon, 200 yards penetration model, is 65,000 pounds.
The laser cannon, 300 yards penetration model, is 85,000 pounds.
The combination magnetic meteorite summoner and launcher is on sale at 100,000 pounds, down from 150,000.
And we have an array of hydrogen bombs starting as low as 110,000 pounds, for a set of five.
What's that? The sword in back with the funny scabbard? Oh, saints. It's been so long since we sold one that I don't remember the price. How much have you got on you, little Arthur?
Ha! I love this one.
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