Jodi MacArthur recently requested a bunch of one-liners on love. I sent her a batch and she re-published her favorite foursome. Here is the entire list. They are not all funny, not all one-liners, but I swear love was somewhere in the context of each.
-Love is an illusion more resilient than reality.
-Love is a four-letter word.
-Love is never having to say, "Go away."
-Love conquers all. The occupation is harder.
-Love is the radiation that kills cynicism.
-Love is owing nothing and still wanting to give.
-Love is like flatulence: you're lucky if anybody else tolerates yours.
-Love is irrational, inconvenient, divisive, and unfortunately altogether worthwhile.
-Love is a fate I wish on all my worst enemies - nothing more embarrassing.
-Love is what's waiting for you once you calm down. If nothing's there, then you know.
-Love is fifty of the best reasons to take a day off from work - and one day, the utter worst.
-Love is a disappearing act. It's not in your pockets, your bank account's empty, and the car is gone. Oh, that bitch!
-Love is more likely to create families than emerge from them.
-Love has a silent 'e' because it knows when to shut up.
love these
ReplyDeleteHe, he, he...love is a four letter word. I never realized that you were such a romantic, John.
ReplyDeleteGreat job, defining love.
ReplyDeleteAll good but the last is my favorite.
ReplyDeleteFun takes. My favorite is: "Love conquers all. The occupation is harder."
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed these all, Ogre. <3
ReplyDeleteps. I'm off the net caving and polishing off Xscents this month. I'll see you soon. Thanks for playing the love game with us. ;-)
I've got a counter to number 7: "Love is tolerating someone else's flatulence." And boy is that true of my love.
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