Case: Plaintiff claims the property, "one half of a dead baby," belongs to her, not to the Defendant. Defendant is refusing to yield property. Plaintiff refuses to explain nature of the infant bifurcation, though matter should become transparent at trial.
Witnesses for the Plaintiff: 1) The Plaintiff
Witnesses for the Defendant: 1) The Defendant, 2) King Solomon
Now that's a court transcript I'm dying to read.
ReplyDeleteDid the original ruling get appealed? :)
ReplyDeleteHaha, very cool take!
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