In what was either a legitimation of Rock-Em Sock-Em Robots
or a robust embrace of the late Richard Matheson, this week the Olympic
Committee announced that in addition to Sevens Rugby and Golf, “Mech Fighting”
will be added to the 2016 Olympic Games in Brazil.
Grappling between human-piloted titanic machines has been
popular for so long as they’ve been built, and truly before that, for as long
as people could draw them into cartoons. With international standardized rules
requiring all models feature butts they can be knocked onto, medical tests
proving it was less hazardous to the health than Judo, and the overwhelming
number of appeals from fans, the Olympic committee simply couldn’t keep it out,
especially not if they wanted to keep Equestrian.
Still, Mech Fighting has its detractors. Some claim it will
be too easy a competition to medal in, given how expensive a proper mechanized
unit can be. Only a select few first-world nations can afford to build “medal
gear.”
Have you seen Real Steel?
ReplyDeleteWhy, my friend, that's the Matheson connection!
DeleteMech fighting sounds much better than the synchronized swimming I was forced to watch in the dentist's office yesterday. :)
ReplyDeleteOh, god. I was with you until the last two words. I need to go lie down...
ReplyDeleteStill, good show.
Yes, the entire piece was designed to set up those last two words. It was a Konami Code all along.
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