“So, the first round's in the books, and I just wanted to
update you on what I learned about your opponent’s strengths. For instance,
he’s really good at punching you in the head. Looks like he was born to do it.
He’s got a great right, so maybe you should try dodging it next time so I can
get a look at his left. His left is presently an enigma. Could be a pure
southpaw for all I know.
“In terms of weaknesses, he really
likes hitting you when you don’t him back, which would be a weakness if he
seemed to get tired. But I don’t see how the human hand can be stronger than
the human skull, so if it’s your strategy to pop one of his knuckles with your
forehead, I mean, you’re the professional. God bless, and see you if you make
through round two.”
Ouch!
ReplyDeleteCongratulations, you made me laugh and want to cry at the same time ;)
I'm with Elaine here. Wincing with a smile on my face.
ReplyDeleteHa, Ha, ha -- if I take up boxing, you can copy and paste that in to the commentary. I'd figure if I could wear the guy's knuckles down with my face, all good. St.
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