Saturday, December 22, 2012

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas (At War)

This was posted under duress. My full apologies for this thing existing.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
The Pentagon sent to me:
Twelve drumlines drumming,
Eleven specialists sniping,
Ten sergeants sleeping, 
Nine generals posturing, 
Eight drones a-flying,  
Seven SEALs a-swimming,
Six guys a-laying,
 Five useless things,  
Four polished turds,  
Three French leaves,  
Two armored cars, 
And a cartridge in an MRE!


  1. Ummm...actually I enjoyed it, and so would one or two of my friends serving in the military. Merry Christmas, John!

  2. So who exerted the pressure, and what did they have on you?


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