On the Twelfth Day of Christmas (At War)

This was posted under duress. My full apologies for this thing existing.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,

The Pentagon sent to me:

Twelve drumlines drumming,
Eleven specialists sniping,
Ten sergeants sleeping, 

Nine generals posturing, 

Eight drones a-flying,  

Seven SEALs a-swimming,
Six guys a-laying, 

 Five useless things,  

Four polished turds,  

Three French leaves,  

Two armored cars, 

And a cartridge in an MRE!