In the Berkshire Mountains there is a mysterious creature that has stalked the roads for about three decades. We can only say “for about three decades” because there is so little information about the creature that there may not be just one and pinpointing its first appearance is impossible. On many occasions it has obstructed traffic, sometimes headbutting motorists who did not see it coming. Based on the damage it has done to various motorcycles it is estimated at least at 1,200 pounds – quite a bulk for a beast no one has ever seen.
troopers have attempted to track the alleged quadruped down, though
copious feces and aimless hoof paths have yet to lead to the beast.
One trooper, Ronald Ernstein, swears he encountered it in February of 2005 after it struck his car.
swear I was looking straight at the thing. It’s tracks ended right
there in the snow. There was nowhere it could have gone. I could feel
hot air on my face, like it was breathing on me – I must have been
looking it right in the eyeballs, but I couldn’t see it.”
camera mounted on Ernstein’s dashboard reveals no backwoods monster. It
registers a heavy impact rocking the car, and then Ernstein getting out,
looking around, and finally staring into a specific location for
several minutes with abject wonder. Some video specialists claim the
vapor around his face indicates a second set of breaths from an
Ernstein is currently seeing a therapist.
For the interim the New York State Troopers have classified this creature as “unknowable.”