Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Bathroom Monologue: Jimmy the Traveler

His parents were Roman Catholic. James was Roaming Catholic. "Catholic," of course means "universal" or "universe," so "Roaming Catholic" meant James got as far the Hell away from his planet as possible to escape the Church. He made it as far as Mars, where he presently resides with an agnostic community of little green people.

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