Saturday, June 27, 2009

Bathroom Monologue: Fawcett Vs. Jackson, OR, I'm probably going to Hell now

The difference between the dead is subtle. Michael Jackson shuttled young boys to his mansion so he could touch them. Farrah Fawcett sold her picture to young boys so they could touch themselves. The difference was customer service.

6 comments:

  1. Holy Moly... this is greatly funny... but now I'm afraid I'm going to Hell for laughing at it!

    xox
    Deirdre

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  2. Before too much time passes, I just want to say I support and endorse this message.

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  3. see you down there! argh..too funny.

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  4. Brilliance! Absolute Brilliance! As a comedian, quite frankly I'm kicking myself for not thinking of it myself

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