Bathroom Monologue: "Las Vegas: What's Your Excuse?" -Tourism ad trying to get you to visit Nevada
Dear Las Vegas,
John can't come in today. He doesn't want to lose several thousand dollars to statistically unfair games only to be consoled by a complimentary room and syphilis.
Syphilis will miss you!
ReplyDeleteThis is funny - and, as a teacher, I've heard some good ones!
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