Saturday, September 1, 2012

Bathroom Monologue: At 29

At 29 I realized I needed to become famous soon or Charlie Rose would retire before our interview.


  1. For you, he'd come out of retirement wouldn't he?

  2. My "Charlie Rose" was Pages Bookstore, which, sadly, did close. I almost started crying the last time I bought books from there. The cashier was looking at me like I was insane.

    But there's always somewhere else besides Pages. And if Charlie Rose doesn't interview you when you become famous, then Charlie Rose will.


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