"Sex absolutely changes how you feel about someone. It'd make you save her life over some virgin's."
"I don't know. Life's complicated, man."
"No, really. It's a serious change to the game. You've got some pirate in front of you, and he's going to kill one of two women. The one on the left is a stranger, the one on the right you banged last night."
"I don't want to live in your hypotheticals. They would not pass a building inspection."
"Who do you save? Left or right?"
"I don't know. The human mind is flighty. Who looks more desperate? Who's more pathetic? I'm a sucker for pathetic."
"They're equally pathetic. They're tied up by Captain Blackbeard."
"No two people are the same. They'd move differently, talk differently. Their faces, you know? It messes with neurons."
"They have identical faces."
"Identical bodies. And they're absolutely still. The only difference is you had sex with one of them, and one of them is going to die."
"Identical faces. Identical bodies."
"How can I tell them apart? How do I know which one is which?"
"Fine! There are nametags."
"Are they perspiring the same way? Because if one go so sweaty that her nametag fell off, I'd probably feel sympathy for her."
"You know what? Fuck you."