This one tends to have befallen the sister of a friend of
someone you met on MySpace. The true urban legend is that anyone ever met
anyone real on MySpace, but will require its own entry. For now, let us concern
with the Sister of Dubious Origin and the man in her backseat.
She was driving home – from work, from a party, from college,
it really varies based on the Sister of Dubious Origin, and has befallen one or
another of them at some time. What's constant in every story is the truck that began
following her. At first it only flashed its high beams, but seconds later it
was tailgating. When she slowed down, it refused to pass. When she sped up, so
did it.
She tried pulling onto back roads, but the truck continued
following her, even nudging her rear bumper as its horn blared. In some
versions she called the police on her cell; in others, a parent or boyfriend. The
truck always followed this sister in every version, to her apartment, to her
parents' home, or even a police roadblock. As soon as she jumped out of her
car, so did the trucker, screaming that there was a man in her backseat.
She whirled and saw that, yes, there was a fastidious and
photogenic man leering from the backseats. Every Sister of Dubious Origin who
ever lived heard him ask, "Did you know you can save 15% on your car
insurance by switching to GEICO?"
That made me laugh out loud. I was not expecting the Geico line (I have Geico too and they didn't get me by doing that!)
ReplyDeleteHappy to deliver a laugh!
DeleteOMG, salesdroids! I might prefer the monster!
ReplyDeleteThe true urban legend is that anyone ever met anyone real on MySpace. Like the girl who told The Boy she was 18, when she was in fact 12? What a nightmare that was. I think I still have a screenshot of her page on my computer somewhere as evidence.
I've had friends stuck in situations like that. The smarter ones slammed on the brakes and ended all communication. Chilling.
DeleteThat is killer!!
ReplyDeleteYes, please make the pig ads stop.
They are quickly approaching War Crime status.
DeleteLoved the punchline. And I freakin' hate that pig.
ReplyDeleteSo say we all.
DeleteGeico would be pretty creepy if they really did that.
ReplyDeleteWe don't have Geico - and it seems it is something to be thankful for. I loved this - thank you.
ReplyDeleteAhaha, no John I thought I had another urban legend!!! Oh dear I can't stop laughing!
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