Bathroom Monologues: Lemme Axe You Something

Two hundred Christians tore down a church today over a misunderstanding. Apparently the visiting preacher told them to, “Honor God with your acts.” Mishearing “acts,” the local blacksmith began handing out pickaxes and the folk went to work hacking down the house of the Lord. When reached for comment, the Parish priest said, “Hopefully God will forgive them. Myself? I have a mortgage.”