Friday, June 12, 2009

Bathroom Monologue: The Gay/Straight Alliance - Where you just make out with everyone!

“How does this Gay/Straight Alliance work?”

“We look out for each other’s rights.”

“But as a straight guy, I have all my rights. I don’t need you to look out for them.”

“That’s not the point…”

“Tell you what. I’ll look out for your civil unions if you look out for mowing my lawn.”

He was driven out of the meeting minutes later by bisexual politicians wielding foam bats.

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