Bathroom Monologue: Scientific Injections of Invisibility Vs. Magic Ring of Invisibility

“You see, while your magic ring made you invisible and emboldened you, it was also corrupting your soul and addicting your body. Now you’re a wizened little worm man with bad teeth, jonesing for your ring. Meanwhile, while my invisibility treatments did blind me, it was a step towards scientific understanding of invisibility. A couple years later my sight was mostly restored and science brought us that much closer to safe, non-damning invisibility. Oh, did you take a swing at me? I couldn’t tell if it was at me or your reflection in the water. You talk to it a lot.”