Bathroom Monologue: Magic Ring of Invisibility Vs. Scientific Injections of Invisibility

"Your retinas require light to bounce off of them so you can have perception of the light in the world around you. That's all your sense of sight is. Since science has rendered you invisible, it's made your eyes transparent, and thus accidentally blinded you. Meanwhile my magic ring of invisibility makes me unseeable while I can see just as good as ever because I didn't screw with physics at all. I just put on a magic ring. And that is why magic is better than science. Oh, I'm sorry. Did you take a swing at me? Missed by a mile, not that you could see, and I didn't even have to put on the ring!"