Saturday, October 3, 2009

Bathroom Monologue: Sampling Coleridge, if “sampling” was synonymous with “bastardizing” is the word

Water, water, everywhere,
And not a drop to drink.

Water, water, everywhere,
And I've begun to sink.

Water, water, everywhere,
I'd like not to drown this day,

Water, water, everywhere,
I'm floating... Flying... Hey!

Water below, Heavens above,
My arms replaced by wings,

Water below, Heavens above,
How’d I get these things?

2 comments:

  1. Nice little ditty!
    Nothing wrong with a little corruption;)

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  2. Ummm....John? cuckoo cuckoo
    Love it anyway.

    little fishy in the tank
    swam around until it sank

    (I don't recall where I heard that)

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