Bathroom Monologue: Food for Thought

Ambrosia is so silly. It's the food of the gods, so if you eat it, you become a god. Since when? If I eat at a pricey restaurant that only the elite can afford, do I become rich? No! In fact, I'm even poorer after the bill gets to the table. Pounding truffles doesn't make you a millionaire, it just jacks up your cholesterol. So are you sure about this food of the gods thing? Sure that it'll make you a god, and not just make the existing gods mad that you ate all their snacks? Because according to my research, a hungry, angry god is not fun.