Saturday, December 1, 2007

Bathroom Monologue: Trouble With Liquor

"Dude, he licked the cap of his beer, he hasn't even drunk it yet, and he's sweating like he just smoked a PCP cigarette and is whispering disgusting things to the bottle. I want to take it away from him, but whenever I walk too close he threatens to shank me... what is a 'shank,' anyway?"

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