Bathroom Monologue: Liberal Arts Course Offering (Fall)

-Intro to Cloud Gazing
-Traditional Bread Crumb Reading
-Egg-Nog Smithery (belt sanders required; on sale in bookstore)
-Advanced Tree Re-Fueling
-Musical Botany
-Non-Linear Elephant Discovery (twenty hours lab/field-work required)
-Art History
-Intermediate Conversational Binary
-Honors Seminar in Paper Shakespeare Wiped His Ass With One Time Some Scholars Say