Bathroom Monologue: Like wearing a Superman t-shirt

On the side of the mountain, there lay a suit of immaculate gold and silver armor, glittering in the noon sun. A skeleton was visible under the helm and around the gauntlets and greaves. The stone was scorched black for several meters around the body. A sign was hung around the neck of the suit, reading: "PLEASE NOTE THAT DRAGONSLAYER ARMOR DOES NOT A DRAGONSLAYER MAKE."