Bathroom Monologue: They Sure Did

I was stunned when my Indian friend, Franky, was walking around with a Bible last week. He usually detests religion. I asked him what was up with it, and he said he was looking for something different. "This book's pretty neat. It's a little preachy, and a little funny. I'm getting a lot out of it." And I thought that was pretty cool, until he called me at 3:00 this morning, screaming, "Oh my God, they killed him!"