Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Bathroom Monologue: Too late, Bill

Bill thought Twinkies could never expire. They felt like styrofoam and tasted like sugar, those immutable, unchanging basic elements of society. When he found a "Best By December 6, 2005" notice on the bottom of the box, he knew something was awry. If Twinkies couldn't expire, then December 6, 2005 must be the day the world ended. He had to get the word out.

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